The Box London Stories - What Happens in The Box?

What happens in The Box London? Only a select few know what really happens inside The Box because it is a highly exclusive London club. The owner, Simon Hammerstein, knows how to keep this erotic club infinitely attractive. Like good foreplay, this cloud of mystery around what really goes on inside is agonising, but in the best of ways.

The thing is, no one likes a tease. These few The Box London stories will give you a little taste of this sexually-charged venue.

Queen Laqueefa

Laqueefa is a regular performer at The Box Soho. Her talent is simple, and a little weird, but mesmerising. The performer can sing - except that she doesn’t do it with the lips on her face. With her genitalia, she can play some of the most popular hits. How? No one knows, but imagine watching her after your first two drinks. Your jaw will slack in the presence of her talent.

Inside The Box London

Going inside The Box means signing up to see a lot of nudity, and the best thing is, there’s something or everyone. We’ve seen and heard about ripped men giving generous lap dances to clubbers and stunning women grinding on the bar. The regulars also speak of a performer who comes out with a cast of topless backup dancers. Not to mention, sexy hosts and hostesses in next-to-nothing but very complementing suspenders, lace corsets, and leather leg straps.

Down The Box Rabbit Hole

‘Answer every fetish,’ Raven O, the legendary nightlife performer and The Box’s energetic ex-emcee, used to say. And, they don't exaggerate. Do you like watching men submitting to dominant women? How about a horde of women fighting over dildos? Neither? Perhaps a drag performer using and licking their butt plugs?

Don't you mistake The Box Soho for a club that sells sex to make easy money, though. Some shows are trippier than you can imagine. A fan favourite is an act where goblin-like creatures chase women with blazing candlesticks. Meanwhile, other shows feature feats of human strength and skill, like insane acrobat shows.

Last but not least, the current MC, Kimberly Nichole, is a certified rock and roll singer with a guttural bluesy voice you can listen to for ages. You may also recognise her from her days on The Voice U.S. back in 2015.

The Box London Secret Rooms

By now, you should have at least the slightest hint about what The Box secret rooms are. If you don’t, that’s not a problem. Simply put, they are a collection of rooms where anything can happen.

There's a trippy mirror room which can guarantee you some unique pictures. And the rest are a group of small rooms and that's where the real action happens. These rooms offer bottle service for VIPs while putting on extra-erotic private shows, like an up-close view of a bikini wax.

And, in other rooms, if you get close enough to the door, you'll hear a combination of steady thuds and moans - no need to say more than that.

But, How Do You Get into the Secret Rooms?

Provided you can book a table in The Box London, there's only one way to get into The Box Soho secret rooms. The secret rooms' section of the club is for VIPs only. Now, VIPs aren't necessarily filthy rich people. They're simply cool people who fit the criteria.

So, your key to the notorious lower floor is to be cool enough for The Box Soho secret rooms. Several members tell us that if the club management or team spots you and they see you’ve got what it takes, they’ll send you an invitation. It could come through a bartender, a hostess, or an aerialist.

The Most Interesting The Box London Celebrity Spotting

On top of this list is Benedict Cumberbatch. After his heart-breaking break-up with Olivia Poulet, Dr Strange himself was spotted sitting on the best table in the house enjoying a nice cocktail. Of course, back then, he was mostly known as the brilliant actor from Sherlock Holmes.

Our favourite celebrity spotting, however, is Keira Knightley. The Pirates of the Caribbean, Love Actually, and Benedict Cumberbatch’s co-star in ‘The Imitation Game’ was seen indulging in a bit more than the usual fun in The Box London. She was enjoying a lap dance from a naked, ripped, and heavily tattooed man. Talk about seeing celebrities in their element.

What Happens Between Shows?

A night at The Box London often goes like this: You have a bit of time to drink and dance before the shows start, then you have about 3-4 acts in each of the two nightly shows. Between each show, there’s a break in which people are free to take over the dance floor and let loose. Many also choose to head to the smoking area where a single cigarette can lead to a whole new adventure - and it often does.

The regulars believe that this is somewhat of a perfect arrangement because, before the shows, the energy in the club tends to be a little stiff - everyone keeps to themselves and their group. However, once that first show ends, all inhibitions come crashing down.

People from different groups start dancing together in the stairways. They’re more open to receiving surprise shots from waiters and hostesses. And, they’re more open to expressing their sexuality be it through dancing, lap dances, or more - and there is more. In short, the whole atmosphere shifts after the first show. It’s as if the shock from the first show is designed to resuscitate the vibe.

These were a few glimpses of what happens in The Box, featuring a few interesting The Box London Stories. As you see, it’s an intriguing place of unbridled debauchery. Nevertheless, it’s hard to get into. If you want to book a table at the best Soho clubs, we will help handle your request it. And, if you want to plan an event or ask any questions, don’t hesitate to contact us. It’s time for you to have a few weird stories of your own.