Cuckoo Table Booking

CUCKOO TABLES

A Cuckoo table booking is your way into one of Mayfair's most interesting exclusive nightclubs. With its two distinct themed floors, Cuckoo club offers the ultimate experience for music enthusiasts. Get lost in the captivating beats of hip-hop and open-format music on one floor, while the other floor entices with the electrifying energy of hip hop and R&B. Not to mention, the club takes the themes of its two floors - ‘Cosmos’ and ‘The Garden’ - to a whole new level, creating an immersive experience for their guests.

For a Cuckoo table booking, let us know the floor or atmosphere you’re most interested in and we’ll let you know the best minimums and options at no cost.

WHAT DOES CUCKOO CLUB LONDON BOTTLE SERVICE INCLUDE?

Cuckoo Club London bottle service comes with a minimum spend. You simply order what you’d like from the Cuckoo bottle menu to reach your minimum spend.

With your minimum spend you can expect:

Your private Cuckoo Club table or section - your choice from floor, booth, and VIP tables
Impeccable and personalised service
A smooth and stress-free experience, from the moment you contact us to the moment you leave the club

CUCKOO CLUB TABLES QUICK INFO

➤ KNOWN FOR: two floors, each with a unique theme and different music

➤ ADDRESS: Swallow St, London W1B 4EZ

➤ OPENING TIMES: Wed, Thu, Fri, & Sat: 11.00 pm - 4.00 am

➤ MUSIC: hip-hop and R&B on one floor, hip-hop and open-format music on the other

➤ CROWD: elegant, sophisticated, 20s to 30s

➤ DRESS CODE: heels and dress for ladies; smart clothing for men

➤ AGE POLICY: 18+

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To make a Cuckoo table booking, enter your details in the form and we’ll reach out in less than 24 hours - if not in the next 15 minutes.

Elevate your Cuckoo Club London experience and stand out from the regular crowd with:

A private table and personal service
Smooth entry and a stress-free experience
Your choice of bottles and drinks from the Cuckoo bottle menu

We handle bookings for high-end nightclubs and minimums usually start at £1,500. Ladies also have the option to request guestlist.

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CUCKOO TABLE BOOKING

A Cuckoo table booking is the only proper way into Cuckoo Club’s two-floor high-end exclusive clubbing experience.

Cuckoo Club London is one Mayfair nightclub that packs two times the heat. The club is split into two floors. The space-themed ground floor, also known as the ‘Cosmos’, is dedicated to hip-hop music. Meanwhile, Cuckoo’s underground floor, ‘The ‘Garden’, provides a more intimate experience within its whimsical wonderland-themed interior. The Garden plays hip-hop music and open-format music.

A Cuckoo table booking is the way to go if you’re looking for a new type of experience and a wild night out.

CUCKOO LONDON TABLE PRICES

To get a Cuckoo table booking, the Cuckoo London table prices start at £1,500 minimum spend. Keep in mind, the price could vary based on the night, the size of your group, and the table.

A Cuckoo VIP table would start at £2,000, for example. Meanwhile, a Cuckoo table booking for a floor table would start at £1,500 as mentioned in the previous paragraph.

If you have any questions about Cuckoo table prices or if you’d like to know the minimum spend for your group, fill out the Cuckoo table booking form and we’ll reach out to you and answer everything.

THE CUCKOO CLUB MENU

The Cuckoo Club menu is very extensive when it comes to bottle options as well as sizes. Safe to say, with a Cuckoo table booking, you won’t need to worry about your favourite spirits not being on the menu.

CUCKOO CLUB LONDON MUSIC

Cuckoo Club focuses on different vibes on each floor. On their ground floor, Cuckoo plays hip-hop music and R&B. Meanwhile, on their underground floor, the club plays open-format music, while still focusing on hip-hop music. On Saturdays, you can expect Reggaeton at Cuckoo's underground floor.

Given that they have something for all tastes, make sure you reach out for a Cuckoo table booking early enough so you can find a table on your floor of choice.

CUCKOO DRESS CODE

When you get a Cuckoo table booking, you’ve got to keep in mind the club’s dress code policy.

The Cuckoo dress code is dress to impress:

For ladies, heels are mandatory - evening heeled-boots work as well. As for outfits, you can never go wrong with a dress or an elegant top and trousers pairing.

For gentlemen, the safest option and our recommendation is a dress shirt, smart trousers, and smart shoes. You may be able to get by with clean black trainers, but the whole outfit has to be elegant. It’s always safer to opt for the recommended option though.

If you’re unsure about your outfit or if you have a question about the Cuckoo Club dress code, ask us. It’s better to be sure than to risk ruining a beautiful night out.

CUCKOO LONDON VENUE HIRE

If you’re interested in hiring Cuckoo London for a special occasion or a corporate event, you can call us directly or contact us via WhatsApp or email with your preferences and inquiries.

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FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

Booking bottle service and booking a table mean the same thing. Exclusive nightclubs usually have two options for entry: guestlist and bottle service/table booking. Booking bottle service means you get a VIP experience with your own personal table, area to sit, waiter, and choice of alcohol.
Tables come with a minimum spend. That is the minimum amount you need to spend during the night by ordering from the menu. It's up to you to order what you like to meet the minimum spend. In other words, you simply pay for the table by ordering from the menu. It's not a separate cost for the table and a separate cost for the bottles.
There is no limit on number of people that can be on a table. However, the minimum spend will depend on how many people you are, and every table has a different amount of people that it can hold. When you reach out to us, we provide you with a minimum spend for your group size.

If you're unsure of how many you'll be, you can always give us an estimate of how many people and we'll provide you with a range so you have a better idea what to expect.
There is no cost for enquiring about booking a table and booking the table itself. You will pay for what you order in the nightclub, just like a restaurant. Usually, there is no deposit required. However, some nightclubs will require a deposit for very busy nights, special events, or VIP tables.
To book a table, get in touch with us via the chat or the form above. WhatsApp is the fastest way to get in touch with us. Once you get in touch, we'll ask for the information we need (group size, budget, etc.), get you booked in, and send you the booking confirmation. We'll also give you all the details you need and have a person on-site to look after you.